Essex Girls wear white stilettos

Essex girls wear white stilettos
And Essex girls wear brogues
Essex girls wear too much make up
And Essex girls wear woad

Essex girls carry dogs in handbags
And Essex girls keep rats In their hair
Essex girls have plastic tits
And Essex girls wear hijab to prayer

Essex girls like to smoke and drink
And Essex girls take drugs
Essex girls like to swear and fight
And Essex girls make love

Essex girls are lawful good
And Essex Girls are bad
Essex girls make awful wives
…except to one another

Essex girls excel in science
And Essex girls make art
Essex girls are pharmacists
And Essex girls don’t work

Essex girls are white as socks
And Essex girls are tangerine
Essex girls are black as cats
And Essex girls are Green

Essex girls live in country manors
With tennis courts outside
Essex girls live in council houses
Where roses grow beside

Essex girls live in tents in car parks
And dream of better times

Essex girls are shy and demure
And Essex girls are loud
Essex girls are sick of your shit
And Essex girls are proud.

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